conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

you’d have hella dollars that’s for sure

(Source: conshence)

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “fuck you, you foolish dragon motherfucker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that